Don't do it

Don't take your lunch at a bar that's better at serving drinks than food. We ate at Firewater today, and from the food you'd swear you were at a strip club without the strippers. If I'm going to eat dodgy food in a place that smells like stale beer, I want to see performance art.

There were flyers up for a band called mermaid's purse, honestly how good can a band be if the name they chose is mermaid's purse.